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  • YAUN
    11-21 05:38 PM
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  • aspiration
    06-24 04:17 PM
    Sorry for starting a thread.. Apparently somehow i missed that discussion or thread... .I am newbee here...

    Thanks for the quick update.





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  • wandmaker
    01-02 07:51 PM
    Does anybody know if premium processing for I-140 has been reinstated? and can one upgrade to premium processing after it's been filed? Also, does anyone know what's the current wait for NSC. My PD is July 26 2007. Thanks

    As of writing, 140 PP has not been reinstated - it is not likely in the near future. As on Dec 14, NSC is processing, 140 applications filed on or before April 06, 2007 per https://egov.uscis.gov/cris/jsps/Processtimes.jsp?SeviceCenter=NSC - BTW, 140 processing not by the PD but by your EB category and receipt date on 140 receipt notice.





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  • GKBest
    10-16 02:01 PM
    Just wait a few more days and you will receive his I-485 receipt. Some members received online rejection only to find later on that they have been issued a receipt notice.



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  • skdskd
    09-16 01:30 AM
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  • mvk80
    07-27 09:35 PM
    Hi folks,

    I am on H1B visa currently, set to expire in two months from now (end of September). I need to get my H1B renewed for the next 3 yrs. Due to unavoidable reasons my lawyer has not been able to file for the renewal yet.

    My questions are -
    1. Do I need to have the approval notice before my expiration date?
    Not necessary. It is enough that you file your H1-B renewal before expiration date. i.e. your H-1B renewal receipt date should be before your expiration date.
    2. I plan to travel internationally in November. Would the receipt notice be acceptable to reenter? Or do I need the approval notice?
    No, you cannot travel if your H-1B renewal is pending. You can only travel after you are approved. So, if you plan to travel and come back before your present H-1B expiry, you should not apply for renewal until you come back.

    Any suggestions are most welcome. Thanks in advance.

    DISCLAIMER: Do not take this as legal advice. Please consult your attorney.



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  • EB3gcwanted
    07-31 02:50 PM
    Hi,

    I am currently working on EAD, having invoked AC21 once in the past. My labor was filed in 2005 under EB3 (I was eligible for EB2, but my company filed it under EB3, as per their policy). I filed 485 during July 2007 fiasco and am currently working on EAD.

    My job qualifies for EB1 now and few of my peers have got Green Card under EB1. Can I port my filing from EB3 to EB1? Would it be better to do it with current employer or with a new employer? Pl. advice.

    Thanks





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  • sounakc
    05-24 07:08 PM
    my wife is filing her I-485 based on my filed I-485 under EB2. Do I need to include an affidavit of support I-864.

    sounak



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  • moonrah
    12-26 05:10 PM
    Hi,

    My company prepared for my PERM filing in EB2 category. They did all recruitement efforts. But at the time of filing, company annouced some lay-offs as "restructuring". Now my lawyer says, it is their policy not to file for PERM before six months of any lay -offs since some lay -offs involve same job title as my labor supposed to be filed. Since this is my lawyer's policy, My question is, is it safe to file PERM right now? What if I use different job title then the one my lawyer used before for recruitement efforts. (I understand he has to do new recruitement efforts for this ne job title, but is it safe?). What choices do I have, I do not want to delay my PERM filing. Please help...

    Thanks





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  • smuggymba
    10-13 11:35 AM
    Hi folks

    We have applied for COS for my wife from H4 - F1, and yesterday we got approval.
    (TOOK ONE MONTH APPROX),
    Now the question is,
    I AM AWARE THAT SHE HAS TO GET STAMPED IF SHE TRAVELS TO INDIA, BUT what if she travels to India, when on OPT status????

    Any seniors had experienced the same situation?????????

    Pl advice

    JAGGU BHAI

    u can come back on OPT only if you have a valid and current job offer. On F1, u have to come back on stamping.



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  • va_dude
    01-27 02:58 PM
    But just make sure your parents carry a document that has details about your name, ssn, address, job, etc.

    In case the office asks where they are going to stay, etc. They might know all this, but will be helpful to have on paper too.

    Other than that, nothing is required, just their passports and visas.

    Dont forget to get medical insurance. Ofcourse its not mandatory.





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  • meragreencard
    10-20 10:53 PM
    Hi All...

    My attorney filed my EAD (mailed) on August 28 this year and last Friday I saw the approval too on USCIS site. Today I decided to help one of my friends with his EAD so I decided to pull the attorney filed copy of my I-765, I noticed that attorney had mentioned "AOS" in Q:15 instead of H1B. I am on H1B and I have never used my EAD... so I am worried now and I don't know what are my options now... Would you please take few minutes of your precious time and help me with the options I may have now to correct this issue?

    Thanks

    AJ



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  • gotgc?
    09-18 10:20 AM
    Hi,

    My pending I-140 (filed an year ago...June 2006) was transferred from TSC to NSC on 09/05/2007, because my I-485 was filed with NSC. What date willl NSC use as received date to process my case...the date they received from TSC or the original receipt date?





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  • [Legoman]
    10-24 01:20 PM
    If you create a new 'plane' and position it below the object as a floor, you will get a shadow. You can move the light sources about to get the right shadow.

    ps. make sure you tick the 'include shadows' option when rendering your animation.



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  • eastwest
    10-03 04:32 PM
    I thought this will be a useful information to everyone.

    My Case,
    04/18/2008 -Applied EAD online
    06/19/2008 -Status changes to "Approved" but no Notice sent.
    07/20/2008 -Waited for 30 Days and called USCIS to open a Service Request.
    07/24/2008 - Received EAD at home.

    08/26/2008 - Received the letter from USCIS saying we have sent you the card but never received back or delivered to you hence concluding it is considered lost and if you need it, Please file for EAD again.

    I called USCIS, Customer server rep said take an Infopass appointment to make sure it is valid.

    Took the appointment, went USCIS on 09/10/2008.
    Officer takes a look and tells me "Obviuosly you have EAD in your possession and unless you made it up on a color Laser printer, It is my fault that I have provided wrong information to USCIS and not waited for 30 days as I should have and I am there to pick up a fight with USCIS,bla bla bbla"

    I remained very calm knowing he does not like his job but have to do it.

    He is rude and clueless at the most why I am there. My first experience with USCIS, I dont think I want to go to their office again.

    Finally conclusion he tell me "Once EAD is issued it remains VALID until you notify USCIS that it is lost or stolen or tempered with, USCIS DOES NOT take any proactive actions on EADs that are issued. Hence NO action is neccessary at this time"

    Moral of Story is DO NOT go to USCIS if you receive such type of letter from USCIS after opening a service request for EAD.

    I wasted a good amount of time and money just to take this BS.

    Thanks

    I hope this helps.





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  • sioux
    01-25 09:35 AM
    My wife's online status shows an RFE being issued. It has been more than 10 days but we are yet to receive it? Is this normal?



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  • seahawks
    02-15 12:47 AM
    comeon guys keep this thread going, everyone, non recurring payers, please contribute, Its for a cause, live your dream, volunteer if you can, be active if you can, and if you really like to be behind the scenes, at least contribute!





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  • wandmaker
    11-10 08:42 AM
    I am currently working for big consulting firm, they hold my H1 and 485 is pending for more than 6 months. i have valid EAD from pending 485.

    I am getting full time opportunity, my new employer is ready to transfer H1 as well as they are willing to accept me using EAD. so its entirely my preference.

    can you please tell me adv/dis adv of using H1 over EAD or vice versa. (my 6 yrs of H1 will finish in another 6-7 months)

    Thanks

    If they are willing to process H1B, go w/ H1B. You will get 3 year extension since 140 is approved. Also, at the same time file for AC21. You are all set.





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  • smarth
    05-04 02:49 PM
    thanks for the reply.
    I see in the below site, that on EAD i need to work for the employer who filed GC. Is this correct?

    http://www.reddyesq.com/GC.html#37

    "Q. If I loose my job (H1-B status) can I use EAD as full time job?
    Yes, but you need to work for the employer who filed your GC. "





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    03-28 07:22 AM
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    GCVictim
    05-18 05:45 PM
    Hi firends,

    I heard that now all we are getting 2 Year EAD/ AP for renewals. Thats very good news to us. I have couple of questions on this.


    1. How do we need to pay for renewal? Fee will be 2 years fee or 1 year fee?
    2. Is this one combined document with EAD/AP?
    3. Is this process already started?


    sorry friends, I don't know same type of thread running or not. If Yes, redirect me.



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